February 2011
Sa Jeep...
pilosopogyno:
Mama: Pogi, pasuyo nga.
Pag inabot ng pangit…
Pag ako ang tinutukoy…
Pag may lumingon na pangit…
Pag sinabihan ka ng pangit ng “Ano ka ba, ako tinutukoy niya…”
When I see a 10-year-old child with a better phone...
imluuke:
Admit it. You’re waiting for something you know won’t happen.
margaruuts:
Girl: ikaw ang susi ng puso ko..
Boy: Ows? Talaga? Eh sino yung kasama mo kanina?
Girl: DUPLICATE..
HAHAHAHA!
HAHHAA! PAKYUU!
Okay, can I just get this straight? →
cinderellawearsconverse:
leinylovessyou:
Slut: One who engages in sexual activity with a large number of persons, occasionally simultaneously.
Not a girl who wears short shorts or has a lot of guy friends.
Bitch: A women with an unecessary bad attitude or someone who does everything they are told.
Not a person who makes a point and stands for what she believes in.
Flirt: A person who is...
Pride attracts the girl. Courage approaches the...
Sana pwedeng i-deposit ang self-esteem sa bangko...
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who's your favorite POKEMON????
Ewan ko. Haha. Wala ata.
tell me how you feel..
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takot ka sa flying ipis?
Sinong hindi takot? Haha.
tell me how you feel..
"Para akong baso, dahil pag binitawan mo ako,...
Bakit sikat si Sadako?
pilosopogyno:
Kasi lumalabas siya sa TV.
Onga naman. Haha.
Yung kirot sa puso mo pag sinabi niyang "Sorry na....
ellabyu-17:
A relationship must be equal. You should trust the...
When someone wakes me up:
Techniques to cheat in a exam
mariaisquixotic:
Fingernail method
drinking method
in an iPod
cellphone method
notes behind hand
written in hand
in thighs
back of your classmate
sleeve
.
in your pen
in your bra
the easiest way….
I used to think nobody liked me and nobody wanted...
Death Of Mr. Bean's Mother.
yanilavigne:
Mr. Bean: *crying* The doctor just called up, my mom’s dead. Friend: Condolence, my friend. (After 2 minutes, Mr. Bean cries even louder.) Friend: What now, Mr. Bean? Mr. Bean: My sister just called. Her mom died too.
